nakedghosts:

perfexion:

savagelucy42:

I decided I needed to make my own advice/spirit animal.

I call him Advice-o-lantern.

THIS IS MY LIFE OMFG

I’m not saying this describes me…but only because I don’t want to incriminate myself.

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

(Source: hashitaka)

freddie-makesyoufear-fridays:

Freddy x Mike [Five Nights Of Fucking]

I REGRET NOTHING!

*Throws tablet in the air and runs*

I NEED THIS SHIP IN MY LIFE.

QuestionI have a question if you don't mind me asking, what art program do you use? Answer

I use Paint tool Sai! It’s a wonderful program! XD

freddie-makesyoufear-fridays:

darky-senpai:

GUYS I’M A BAD PERSON

"I dun like da sounda dat mun…."

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.

IT’S PORN

GUYS I’M A BAD PERSON

Anonymous Asked
QuestionI'm the person who asked about child abuse, and I just wanted to say thanks. I mean, you cared more than some of my own friends did. It's hard being 13 and unable to just move away from her, so I've been taking refuge in Tumblr. The fact that you replied at all on your other account was comforting in itself! So once again, thank you. -L.H Answer

No it’s fine. I got a sister about your age. I understand it can be hard.

If you still need to talk it’s fine. Just know that I can be here through words, even if that’s all I can do. >wo

Anonymous Asked
Questiontruth - has someone ever caught you masturbating? Answer

freddie-makesyoufear-fridays:

"Hehehe… Mike~"
[ mikethesecurityguard I hope you don’t mind I used you for this ask.]

gookgod:

so… you come here often? 

HOLY SHIT WAHT?

gookgod:

so… you come here often? 

HOLY SHIT WAHT?

fassbender-mcavoyobsessed:

vanillacherries:

cumber-porn:

delightfully-derranged:

The reviews for this Veet for men is the greatest thing I have ever seen 

oh god I need lungs mine have just escaped through my chest when it came to the frozen sprouts I almost died

MEN DO NOT KNOW HOW TO READ INSTRUCTIONS

I read this to my sister and she nearly laughed herself into an asthma attack. omfg.
fassbender-mcavoyobsessed:

vanillacherries:

cumber-porn:

delightfully-derranged:

The reviews for this Veet for men is the greatest thing I have ever seen 

oh god I need lungs mine have just escaped through my chest when it came to the frozen sprouts I almost died

MEN DO NOT KNOW HOW TO READ INSTRUCTIONS

I read this to my sister and she nearly laughed herself into an asthma attack. omfg.
fassbender-mcavoyobsessed:

vanillacherries:

cumber-porn:

delightfully-derranged:

The reviews for this Veet for men is the greatest thing I have ever seen 

oh god I need lungs mine have just escaped through my chest when it came to the frozen sprouts I almost died

MEN DO NOT KNOW HOW TO READ INSTRUCTIONS

I read this to my sister and she nearly laughed herself into an asthma attack. omfg.
fassbender-mcavoyobsessed:

vanillacherries:

cumber-porn:

delightfully-derranged:

The reviews for this Veet for men is the greatest thing I have ever seen 

oh god I need lungs mine have just escaped through my chest when it came to the frozen sprouts I almost died

MEN DO NOT KNOW HOW TO READ INSTRUCTIONS

I read this to my sister and she nearly laughed herself into an asthma attack. omfg.

fassbender-mcavoyobsessed:

vanillacherries:

cumber-porn:

delightfully-derranged:

The reviews for this Veet for men is the greatest thing I have ever seen 

oh god I need lungs mine have just escaped through my chest when it came to the frozen sprouts I almost died

MEN DO NOT KNOW HOW TO READ INSTRUCTIONS

I read this to my sister and she nearly laughed herself into an asthma attack. omfg.